Showing posts with label child. Show all posts
Showing posts with label child. Show all posts

Monday, July 26, 2010

Snippet 1


I wanted to write a humorous post.but,what can I laugh at?

A person who can laugh on himself is the person with a good sense of humor.I don't know how good my sense of humour is ,but I come across many instances to laugh on myself.

Here is one such incident:

On a fine day, I went to drop my son in school.

After having dropped him in school, I thought I should rest for a while,before I find my way back.
I saw a bench in the school garden .Thanking my good fortune, I sat down on the bench.

Only then, i realized a kid standing near the bench,looking at something curiously.

I called the child and asked" come here sweetie.what are you looking at?"


The child -"The bench is freshly painted and I was seeing what beautiful designs it has made on your dress."

Oh...Oh...



Friday, July 23, 2010

Child-talk





Many times, we feel tired being adults.

For a few minutes, let us imagine ourselves as a three year old.




Now, having imagined yourself to being a three year old:

Your parents take you to the cinemas.
Your mom is tired , your dad wants to relax .They think a comical movie will fit the bill.

You are very happy and are having a great time ,
not having to worry about the big fat bully next door or
the dirty stare that your teacher gives you , when you say you want to go to the "loo" ,the umpteenth time.
You are totally in bliss.

Suddenly, something happens.

The lights are switched off and from nowhere you hear loud noises.

Jolted out of your wits you ask your mom, "What is this?"

"This is music baby."

"This is music?This loud sound, that frightens me from all sides, is music?

Mom is smiling and dad is half a sleep already.How can he sleep in this noise?
I think dad's snoring is louder than this music sound".

You are sooo scared and you start to scream and cry your heart out.

Your mom tries to reason out with you .
She even threatens to beat you .

Nothing works!!Nothing at-all works!!

With all her weapons exhausted,she wakes up dad.

She pulls him straight down from heaven, onto earth.

He is woken up halfway through his sleep,with a bad headache and totally irritated.

Thinking of the dangers he will put himself into,by shouting at his wife,his anger is directed to the scapegoat-the child.
So, papa pitches in by showing an angry finger and raising his voice .
Now ,this adds on to the noise and you are terrified.

The pitch and volume of your cry now breaks guinness records!

The whole world is witnessing this event (at least ,mom and dad know that already!)

In sheer frustration and embarrassment,mom carries you out of the cinema hall and gives you a good spanking . She promises never to bring you anywhere.

Feeling totally defeated,she begins to cry too.

You stand there completely bewildered and not knowing what made mom cry.

"Should i console her now?Maybe she didn't like the music too.I know.It was very scary.Poor mom."

What are you thinking now?

Monday, July 19, 2010

A moment!


In the many shades of a painting, which shade adds beauty to the frame?
In the many designs of life, which is the most beautiful moment ?

Not all beautiful moments are happy moments.A few are sorrowful and a few ,painful too.
But all memories are like flowers of different colors in a bouquet.

I too had such a fragrant moment in my life.Fragranced by not one ,but two roses!
Yes.The moment i held my girls in my hands-my twin girls!

Natural clones?

NO.I can't call them clones. They are so different and so alike all the same.
Like two roses in a bush. So same ,still different.

What beauty?What bounty?

Thank you GOD!