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Once a rich,city-bred man saw a person in humble clothes, sitting outside a shrine,silently for long.
At the end of an hour , a monk from within the shrine served food to the person.
The man was intrigued by these happenings.He believed that everyone should be worth the food he eats.
He could contain himself no more.
Quick to react, he asked the monk ,"Does this person outside do any work at the shrine?"
"No",said the monk.
The man became angry."Then why do you feed him free of cost.You must be stupid to do so."
The monk listened to him patiently and said, "Watch the person till nightfall and tell me what you feel?"
So,the man positioned himself at a distance from that person and watched him till nightfall.
During the day,he tried to talk to the person but,received no reply.
The man was infuriated."I am such a big man in society.There are hundreds of people waiting for my appointment. No-one dares to ignore me.Either you must be out of your mind or-else you must be deaf and dumb."saying so, he went back to his post and continued watching the person.
The monk at the shrine,who had been noticing all this,summoned the man and asked him,"What do you think of the person outside the shrine now?"
"I still feel he is a total waste and such lazy people should not be encouraged",said the man.
Now, the monk said,"He is the chief priest of the shrine.
He teaches people about the importance of silence.
I have been watching your activities from the morning.You have called me a 'stupid'.
You have called our teacher 'a total waste',lazy man','mad man' and what not.
All this harsh and impulsive behavior has earned you no goodness or peace.
So, follow the path of silence whenever you can and you will be closer to God everyday.
Realizing his folly, he asked for forgiveness from the monk and the chief priest and set out on his way.
He was a changed man now.
All his ego had melted away and he decided to talk only when it is absolutely necessary.
At the end of an hour , a monk from within the shrine served food to the person.
The man was intrigued by these happenings.He believed that everyone should be worth the food he eats.
He could contain himself no more.
Quick to react, he asked the monk ,"Does this person outside do any work at the shrine?"
"No",said the monk.
The man became angry."Then why do you feed him free of cost.You must be stupid to do so."
The monk listened to him patiently and said, "Watch the person till nightfall and tell me what you feel?"
So,the man positioned himself at a distance from that person and watched him till nightfall.
During the day,he tried to talk to the person but,received no reply.
The man was infuriated."I am such a big man in society.There are hundreds of people waiting for my appointment. No-one dares to ignore me.Either you must be out of your mind or-else you must be deaf and dumb."saying so, he went back to his post and continued watching the person.
The monk at the shrine,who had been noticing all this,summoned the man and asked him,"What do you think of the person outside the shrine now?"
"I still feel he is a total waste and such lazy people should not be encouraged",said the man.
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'Silence is golden' |
He teaches people about the importance of silence.
I have been watching your activities from the morning.You have called me a 'stupid'.
You have called our teacher 'a total waste',lazy man','mad man' and what not.
All this harsh and impulsive behavior has earned you no goodness or peace.
So, follow the path of silence whenever you can and you will be closer to God everyday.
Realizing his folly, he asked for forgiveness from the monk and the chief priest and set out on his way.
He was a changed man now.
All his ego had melted away and he decided to talk only when it is absolutely necessary.
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'Passionately yours'
I love you
but,how to tell you?
I thought I will pen it
but, how to begin it?
Mmmmm...Mmmmm...
You're a lovely rose,
but,don't roses wither away?
You're face is a bright sunflower,
but,don't they turn away?
I don't like these flowers,
they are not charming as you.
They don't have characters,
that always adorn you.
Then what shall I write,
to describe you?
Whatever I write,
it does not equal you.
So, I made a decision,
of meeting you.
To tell you the passion
and pain of loving you.
Will you my dearest of dear,
adorn my love for you?
Or will you like the roses,
prick the hand that admires you?

I thought I will pen it
but, how to begin it?
Mmmmm...Mmmmm...
You're a lovely rose,
but,don't roses wither away?
You're face is a bright sunflower,
but,don't they turn away?
I don't like these flowers,
they are not charming as you.
They don't have characters,
that always adorn you.
Then what shall I write,
to describe you?
Whatever I write,
it does not equal you.
So, I made a decision,
of meeting you.
To tell you the passion
and pain of loving you.
Will you my dearest of dear,
adorn my love for you?
Or will you like the roses,
prick the hand that admires you?
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Sunday, August 1, 2010
Short story-'Working deliveries'
Rabi and Sanya were a working couple.They were holding good positions in their respective offices.They not only cherished the monetary benefit that it brought them but, also the power and respect it gave them.
Everything seemed fine till sanya got pregnant.It was an unexpected pregnancy and sanya did not want to have the child.
Both rabi and sanya's parents promised to help them in bringing up the child.Though, half-heartedly, Sanya agreed to have the kid , she was concerned about her career .She managed to attend office till the due date.Finally, she delivered the baby.
It was a baby boy and they named him Kalil.
Sanya was back to office once her maternity holidays were over and Kalil was handed over to Sanya's parents.
Kalil grew up with his parents' parents-sometimes Sanya's sometimes Rabi's.Though Kalil was not lonely,he always missed his parents.But, his parents were very busy with their careers and were left with no energy for him in the evenings.
Days rolled by and Kalil grew up .
Rabi and Sanya had always bought him the finest of toys and clothes.He studied in the best school in town.
So, as usual they admitted him into one of the finest colleges.
By the time Kalil finished college, his grandparents had passed away one after the other.
It was time for Rabi's retirment too.He thought,"I can relax now,after all the years of toiling."
But, we cannot decide our fate.
Kalil fell in love with a girl named Banu,in college, and soon they got married.
Both Kalil and Banu were top ranking students so, they were selected into prime companies for employment.Their offices were close to each other,so Kalil dropped her at office everyday.
By this time,Sanya had retired from service.She was at home and so, she took it upon herself to run the house.Rabi also pitched in,now and then, to help her.
One night when Rabi and Sanya were alone,Rabi asked,"What about our world trip plans?We have retired,our son earns well and we have a sound finance now.Why don't we talk about this to Kalil?"
To this Sanya retorted,"How can we go?Both of them go for jobs and we are left to do all the care- taking of the house.Sometimes, I think we should move out and stay alone.Then we can go ahead with all our plans."
Meanwhile,Banu became pregnant and she delivered a beautiful baby girl on the due date .Three months flew away so fast and again it was time for Banu to join office.
Sanya and Rabi were more worried than happy,about their grand-daughter.
Sanya told Rabi," If Banu joins office, bringing up the child will become our responsibility.We are weak now and taking care of an infant calls for lot of work.I am scared that Kalil will expect us to help them grow the child."Saying so, Sanya began to cry.
Rabi was scared too but, they were defenceless against their son.They had left him with Sanya's parents when he was just an infant.Sanya or Rabi had not shown interest in playing or talking to Kalil.
They were more into driving their careers up the charts and had not bothered about their relationship with their son, which was going down the drain.
With these thoughts Sanya and Rabi went to sleep.
It was the next day and all of them were having their breakfast.
Kalil began to speak."Mom and Dad,we wanted to tell you both about a decision we have taken."
Just as Kalil said this, all the thoughts of the previous night rushed through the minds of Sanya and Rabi.
Kalil continued,"Banu and I think it is more important that she takes care of the child, than earn money, at this juncture. If she joins office now,she will have to sacrifice all her precious time with the child.
I don't want my child to suffer like how I did.I missed dad and you in all the confusing and difficult stages as a child.
Secondly,dad and you are old now.You sometimes find it difficult to manage the household.We don't want to burden you additionally by asking you both to attend to our child.
I have seen how many difficulties my grandparents went through to take care of me. I don't want you to suffer in the same way."
Sanya and Rabi felt very guilty for having been very selfish in their life and for having been indifferent to the hardships of their parents and of Kalil.They realized their mistake ,when they are at the same threshold of life as their parents had been, years back.
They were very proud of their son for being sensitive of their plight.But, they cannot give back all the yester years in his life ,which he has lost,missing them.
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But, they can surely do something and thats what they did.
They decided to stall all plans for their world trip.
They will stay with Kalil and his family and give them all the time and support that they had missed to give him before.
Medical note:
Everything seemed fine till sanya got pregnant.It was an unexpected pregnancy and sanya did not want to have the child.
Both rabi and sanya's parents promised to help them in bringing up the child.Though, half-heartedly, Sanya agreed to have the kid , she was concerned about her career .She managed to attend office till the due date.Finally, she delivered the baby.
It was a baby boy and they named him Kalil.
Sanya was back to office once her maternity holidays were over and Kalil was handed over to Sanya's parents.
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Days rolled by and Kalil grew up .
Rabi and Sanya had always bought him the finest of toys and clothes.He studied in the best school in town.
So, as usual they admitted him into one of the finest colleges.
By the time Kalil finished college, his grandparents had passed away one after the other.
It was time for Rabi's retirment too.He thought,"I can relax now,after all the years of toiling."
But, we cannot decide our fate.
Kalil fell in love with a girl named Banu,in college, and soon they got married.
Both Kalil and Banu were top ranking students so, they were selected into prime companies for employment.Their offices were close to each other,so Kalil dropped her at office everyday.
By this time,Sanya had retired from service.She was at home and so, she took it upon herself to run the house.Rabi also pitched in,now and then, to help her.
One night when Rabi and Sanya were alone,Rabi asked,"What about our world trip plans?We have retired,our son earns well and we have a sound finance now.Why don't we talk about this to Kalil?"
To this Sanya retorted,"How can we go?Both of them go for jobs and we are left to do all the care- taking of the house.Sometimes, I think we should move out and stay alone.Then we can go ahead with all our plans."
Meanwhile,Banu became pregnant and she delivered a beautiful baby girl on the due date .Three months flew away so fast and again it was time for Banu to join office.
Sanya and Rabi were more worried than happy,about their grand-daughter.
Sanya told Rabi," If Banu joins office, bringing up the child will become our responsibility.We are weak now and taking care of an infant calls for lot of work.I am scared that Kalil will expect us to help them grow the child."Saying so, Sanya began to cry.
Rabi was scared too but, they were defenceless against their son.They had left him with Sanya's parents when he was just an infant.Sanya or Rabi had not shown interest in playing or talking to Kalil.
They were more into driving their careers up the charts and had not bothered about their relationship with their son, which was going down the drain.
With these thoughts Sanya and Rabi went to sleep.
It was the next day and all of them were having their breakfast.
Kalil began to speak."Mom and Dad,we wanted to tell you both about a decision we have taken."
Just as Kalil said this, all the thoughts of the previous night rushed through the minds of Sanya and Rabi.
Kalil continued,"Banu and I think it is more important that she takes care of the child, than earn money, at this juncture. If she joins office now,she will have to sacrifice all her precious time with the child.
I don't want my child to suffer like how I did.I missed dad and you in all the confusing and difficult stages as a child.
Secondly,dad and you are old now.You sometimes find it difficult to manage the household.We don't want to burden you additionally by asking you both to attend to our child.
I have seen how many difficulties my grandparents went through to take care of me. I don't want you to suffer in the same way."
Sanya and Rabi felt very guilty for having been very selfish in their life and for having been indifferent to the hardships of their parents and of Kalil.They realized their mistake ,when they are at the same threshold of life as their parents had been, years back.
They were very proud of their son for being sensitive of their plight.But, they cannot give back all the yester years in his life ,which he has lost,missing them.
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But, they can surely do something and thats what they did.
They decided to stall all plans for their world trip.
They will stay with Kalil and his family and give them all the time and support that they had missed to give him before.
Medical note:
According to developmental neurology(a science that studies the growth of a child), a mother should take care of her child till it is 5 years old or atleast till it is 3 years old.This helps to give a strong physical and mental basis for the child for the rest of its life.It will also give a strong bonding between the mother and child.
The emotional component of a child is as important as its body.So,spending time to help the child grow emotionally is equally important spending time to help him grow physically. It is not very difficult-just listen to the child and believe in him.
The emotional component of a child is as important as its body.So,spending time to help the child grow emotionally is equally important spending time to help him grow physically. It is not very difficult-just listen to the child and believe in him.
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Friday, July 30, 2010
Oedipus and Electra

I went for a stroll in the park.There I eavesdropped on a conversation between three friends.
Sorry ,but the topic was scandalous!This is what I heard:
"Oedipus and electra?
Who are they?
Lovers?
Brother and sister?"asked 'A' in total curiosity.
"Well, all you said are almost right"said 'C'
How can that be?lovers and siblings?any new sex club?asked 'B'
'C' was already laughing heartily hearing 'A' and 'B' guessing.
He could hear no more.
"Come on guys,give me a break.These are names of a boy and a girl, from ancient Greece."
'A' was intrigued,"from when have you started relishing history books?I thought you were into medicine."
'A' said ,"This is science.Now, listen:
Oedipus is the name of a boy who, according to Greek mythology, unknowingly killed his father and married his mother. "
A real freak,said 'B'.
"According to science, each young boy in his adolescence, symbolically relives the Oedipus drama. He has cravings for his mother and views his father as a hated rival."
"Hey,don't say that. I love my parents." intruded 'A'
"Yes,your are right. But , all these feelings occur because of certain necessary chemicals in our body called hormones."
"So, the hormone guy is the villain?"said 'A'.It gave him some relief.
"Even though the father is considered a rival, the boy also fears his father , as a result he represses his sexual desire for his mother .Eventually if all goes well, the boy identifies with the father and comes to have harmless affection for the mother."
Both 'A' and 'B' let out a big sigh of relief.
'B' was quick to ask,"Does all this happen to only we boys?Do girls go scott-free?"
"No.The Electra complex is the female counterpart. It is based on the view that each girl wants to possess her father and replace her mother."
"Real bitches!"they sang in chorus.
Felt like seeing an aborigine movie.I could not hear anymore.I was sweating profusely.so, I left the place silently.
There is so much I have to know about my body,I thought.
Go to think of it, like 'C' said ,this is a normal growing process.It happens to all, knowingly or unknowingly ,in different degrees.
It happens mainly in a person's adolescence but, it may extend beyond that phase ,for a few.So, a bit of caution has to be applied.
My God!They don't say adolescence is a difficult period for nothing.
Thank goodness, I have grown up now.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
An unforgettable experience

There are so many delicacies in a lifetime .Not of food for the stomach, but for the mind.
We have to just keep our hearts open, to find them.
Here is one such incident that teaches us the value of life and of timely help ,all at once.
A few years ago, my friend Sheela was traveling on a national highway,with her husband and child back from their vacation spot.She was on a taxi with three other co-passengers.
Sheela and her son were sitting on the front seat next to the driver.When the taxi had travelled half the way to its destination, an old lady and her daughter from the back seat ,wanted to swap seats with my friend and her son.
Sheela accepted and allowed them to occupy the seats.
The taxi would have travelled only a few kilometers with this new seating arrangement, when suddenly from nowhere a lorry came speeding towards them.The situation was out of control and the lorry stopped only when it slid over the taxi , crushing the front half of it.
Sheela had been unconscious for quite sometime.When she regained consciousness,she came to know that the old lady ,her daughter and the driver were crushed under the weight of the lorry.
the four of them in the backseat had survived the accident,but with serious injuries.
the middle-aged man next to her in the backseat , had succumbed to the injuries on his way to the hospital.
Sheela, her husband and son underwent many surgeries before they could be back on their feet.They took many months to resume normal living.
the highlight of the incident is that ,when they regained consciousness, their attending doctor,
told them that they have survived the accident because they were brought to hospital on time for treatment.
told them that they have survived the accident because they were brought to hospital on time for treatment.
One other taxi driver who was on the same road,had stopped to help.Having seen them bleeding and semi-conscious ,he had called for an ambulance immediately.he had travelled with them to the hospital ,waited there till the hospital authorities could give them first aid .
he then left ,not leaving behind his phone number, address or even name .
To this day,my friend and her family thank this unknown good samaritan, for their lives.
Thank you, wherever you are brother.
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Tuesday, July 27, 2010
'Singam'tamil movie:my review
Singam is a perfect masala mix movie.
This being the 25th movie for the hero surya,it will give him more of a mass appeal.
Anushka is very beautiful ,but quite a bit taller than the hero.they have tried to cover up this oddity by using different angles of the camera, but it is still evident whenever the pair stand beside each other.
Manorama 'aachi' has been given very few scenes.she could have been used in a much better manner.even with such a short appearance she makes a mark.
So is the case for Radharavi too.
The only other person who has a bit of scope in the movie apart from the hero ,is the villian Prakashraj.
Both the hero and the villian have a challenge as to who will shout louder.
The songs are good and melodious.The locations are pleasant and captured on camera beautifully.
How can I forget Mr.Yerimalai?
The background music for the comedian was a good idea.Vivek has gone along with the movie and has not tried to improvise like his usual self.
He looks a bit older and out of shape.
But, his face expressions and witty talks do leave a smile on our face.
Why is it that movie after movie the main theme is violence?
Half the time we see someone threatening another .
It is a good change not to see obscenity or filthy language on screen.
Now, the limelight has fallen on tamil artists and movies.the whole world is sitting up and watching.
At this point, I feel we should give more creative and varied movies especially by leading heroes .
I hope that tamil movie fans will choose good and creative movies to take tamil cinema to the next level.
This being the 25th movie for the hero surya,it will give him more of a mass appeal.
Anushka is very beautiful ,but quite a bit taller than the hero.they have tried to cover up this oddity by using different angles of the camera, but it is still evident whenever the pair stand beside each other.
Manorama 'aachi' has been given very few scenes.she could have been used in a much better manner.even with such a short appearance she makes a mark.
So is the case for Radharavi too.
The only other person who has a bit of scope in the movie apart from the hero ,is the villian Prakashraj.
Both the hero and the villian have a challenge as to who will shout louder.
The songs are good and melodious.The locations are pleasant and captured on camera beautifully.
How can I forget Mr.Yerimalai?
The background music for the comedian was a good idea.Vivek has gone along with the movie and has not tried to improvise like his usual self.
He looks a bit older and out of shape.
But, his face expressions and witty talks do leave a smile on our face.
Why is it that movie after movie the main theme is violence?
Half the time we see someone threatening another .
It is a good change not to see obscenity or filthy language on screen.
Now, the limelight has fallen on tamil artists and movies.the whole world is sitting up and watching.
At this point, I feel we should give more creative and varied movies especially by leading heroes .
I hope that tamil movie fans will choose good and creative movies to take tamil cinema to the next level.
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Short story-Memories

James and Rani were a beautiful pair.It seemed they were 'made for each other'.
They had loved each other in college and had got married, against many odds.They have lived happily for a year now.
It was their first wedding anniversary and they wanted to celebrate it pompously.
They had called all their friends.Since both of them were working on full-time jobs,they had a huge crowd to welcome.
James and Rani had a great time with their friends ; till James saw Raj.
Raj was a handsome and smart , young bachelor who worked in Rani's office.He is a good friend of her's too.
Rani used to mention about Raj occasionally, to James, whenever he had helped her out with problems in office.
James had not thought much about him till then.
Raj's striking looks and sharp intellect created an inferiority complex in James.
The function was over and all the friends had left.
But, Raj had not left James thoughts.He was here to stay.
James started asking his wife periodcaly about Raj and as to what she felt about him.Rani did not take these questions seriously in the beginning.But, slowly she started to sense changes in James' behavior.
James was falling a prey to suspicion day by day.
This affected his normal life and his relationship with his wife worsened.
At one point, James' fear reached fever pitch and he could not hold it back any longer.
He burst out at his wife with all animosity and allegations.
Rani was totally shattered and did not know how to respond.
She cried her heart out, but to no avail.Then, she thought going out to office would ease her nerves.She started to office.
Even then ,she could not bear to think that her husband could suspect her with someone else.
With all her mind clogged with these thoughts, she forgot to check the signals before crossing the lane.Fortune did not favor Rani that day.
She had a bad accident on her way, close to office and her head was injured.
She was admitted into the intensive care unit of a nearby hospital by her erstwhile friend Raj.
James rushed to see his dear wife, on hearing the news.
Rani took a few weeks to regain consciousness.
Rani's parents and James 'parents had come over to see her.
The doctor took Rani through a series of tests and declared that all her senses were back to normal.
But, that he cannot say anything about her memories.
All her friends and relatives came to see her.There was a big crowd at the hospital.
But, she remembered none.
She did not remember james too.
She only remembered the person who carried her to the hospital ,immediately after the accident -her friend- her friend Raj.
So, Raj, Rani and James live in the same flat now-a-days.James and Raj have decided on this arrangement till Rani remembers James.
All this on James request.
Note:
Today is James' and Rani's second wedding anniversary.But, she knows nothing of it.
James never had the guts to tell Raj what he had thought about him.Staying with Raj for one year made him realize what a fool he had been to think so.
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Monday, July 26, 2010
Snippet 1

I wanted to write a humorous post.but,what can I laugh at?
A person who can laugh on himself is the person with a good sense of humor.I don't know how good my sense of humour is ,but I come across many instances to laugh on myself.
Here is one such incident:
On a fine day, I went to drop my son in school.
After having dropped him in school, I thought I should rest for a while,before I find my way back.
I saw a bench in the school garden .Thanking my good fortune, I sat down on the bench.
Only then, i realized a kid standing near the bench,looking at something curiously.
I called the child and asked" come here sweetie.what are you looking at?"
The child -"The bench is freshly painted and I was seeing what beautiful designs it has made on your dress."
Oh...Oh...
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